My neng-ngu says my cheeks are as big as ever ... seems like i have not lost the baby fat off my cheeks ...
Heh, heh, heh ... what to do about it ? Apparently, the shape of our face(s) are largely determined by genetics ...
Some vain tips on instant face slimmers (Heh! Heh! Heh!)
1) full lips draw attention to the center of your face - plump them up with a lip plumping gloss (oooh, yucky sticky gooey gloss)
2) wear your hair up to create an illusion of a longer and leaner face - a high ponytail or a bun decorated with a simple and elegant barrette or clip will do wonders (does it ?)
3) arched and defined brows offset the roundness of a fuller face – so tweeze regularly. (oouch !)
4) apply two coats of mascara, not one and focus on the lashes out the outer corners - this makes your eyes appear wider, thus the rest of your face appears slimmer (ooooh, once you cry, you look a mess and pray it doesn’t rain – kah ! kah ! kah !)
5) double chins be gone (yes, please go away ?)
1) full lips draw attention to the center of your face - plump them up with a lip plumping gloss (oooh, yucky sticky gooey gloss)
2) wear your hair up to create an illusion of a longer and leaner face - a high ponytail or a bun decorated with a simple and elegant barrette or clip will do wonders (does it ?)
3) arched and defined brows offset the roundness of a fuller face – so tweeze regularly. (oouch !)
4) apply two coats of mascara, not one and focus on the lashes out the outer corners - this makes your eyes appear wider, thus the rest of your face appears slimmer (ooooh, once you cry, you look a mess and pray it doesn’t rain – kah ! kah ! kah !)
5) double chins be gone (yes, please go away ?)
Ahh, just be grateful that God has blessed us with good health. No need to be such a vain pot !
Where is my Ee-Ee ? She may have something to say ...
1 comment:
ee-ee's cheeks are lovely... her daddy wants her to stay like that forever... :)
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